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How do you think would a fight between a baseball bat and a sword play out?

One of these things is a weapon that is used for combat. One of these things is an object used while playing sport.You’re asking about an improvised weapon versus an actual weapon. In that, the actual weapon has the advantage.

While a baseball bat can be devastating if it connects, there are too many ways to circumvent it. The heavy tip means that when it’s swung it creates a wide arc, but all the force is in the tip. An unarmed fighter can completely dismantle a baseball bat’s effectiveness by getting inside it’s arc, because of the way the force is distributed it won’t actually do much damage if the target isn’t in the right place. It’s also painfully easy to avoid because the swing is so large. You can test it’s effectiveness, actually, if you have a baseball bat at home. Take it out into the yard and swing as hard as you can, then try to bring it back. How long does it take for another strike if the first misses? The answer is too long

A baseball bat is very dangerous to someone who is untrained and doesn’t know what to do with it or someone who is already prone on the floor.

To turn a baseball bat into a useable weapon, you have to grip it about halfway up the length of the bat. However, while it becomes more effective as a defensive weapon, it greatly reduces it’s range thus lending the sword the advantage.

A better match up, ultimately, is a sword versus a tire iron. The tire iron can be wielded like a baton or nightstick and will damage the edge of the sword when it connects. The wielder of the tire iron will have no fear going after the blade itself, because the tire iron is the more durable of the two. The person wielding the tire iron is still likely to lose, but it’s ultimately more interesting.


My character is cornered and only has an umbrella to protect herself. How would she go about doing this and is it possible? What other last minute makeshift weapons are there? Such as a cane or a chair, etc.

You can indeed use an umbrella as a weapon for self-defense. They even sell metal ones for precisely that purpose.Real Self-Defense: Unbreakable Umbrella Under the video section on the website, you can find some instructional videos that may give you a few ideas. However, it’s important to remember that a normal umbrella will work differently from one that has been specifically designed around combat.

You can use it several different ways (that I am not an expert on) including using the end to poke someone and opening it in an attacker’s face. Most the techniques you can use with an umbrella are similar to the ones you can use with a walking stick, a short stick, or another long implement such as a tire iron or a poker found by a fireplace. The best thing to do, usually as an untrained fighter, is to reinforce yourself, hold it with two hands and stab at someone toward the midsection/chest area to knock them backwards.

Remember, the goal of a character who is protecting themselves isn’t to win the fight, it’s to do enough damage to the other person so that they can escape. This is something that’s commonly forgotten by writers because the sequence where a character stands up for themselves is usually tied to them coming into their own. It is very powerful, but is sometimes used so often (and in ways that make no sense) that it can get a little eye roll worthy. Again, self-defense isn’t about standing over the aggressor so that they know they’ve been defeated, it’s about escaping from a bad situation.

Almost any item can be used as a weapon, from a plate, to a coffee cup, to a can of beans, to a bottle of Jack Daniels (Punisher #Dirty Laundry WARNING GRAPHIC VIOLENCE), and others. Here’s a video from Michael Janich where he goes over some techniques using Improvised Weapons.

Remember, though, a weapon is only useful to your character if she practices with it. As writers, we sometimes have the common failing of assuming that the weapon is the important thing. It’s not, the wielder and what the wielder knows is what’s important. A weapon is just a tool and even the most unlikely items can be great weapons in the hands of a character who knows how to improvise.

Also, the Amelia Peabody books by Elizabeth Peters showcase a character who uses an umbrella for self-defense. You should definitely check those out.


Tricky question, not sure if this is the right place, but here goes: I’m starting up a futuristic dystopia where all firearms are prohibited from the civilian population and it’s going to be in an urban setting. What kinds of hand to hand weapons would reemerge in such a situation?

I don’t think any weapons would “reemerge.” I mean, we talked about how a bow is out of the question a long time ago. Actually, I’m going to step back a bit. “Dystopia” has become a keyphrase for fascist/authoritarian lately. Any sufficiently bleak setting can end up as a dystopia. Strictly speaking, there’s an entire subgenre of postapocalyptic stuff that falls into that range, along with a fairly large chunk of the cyberpunk genre.

The reason I’m bringing this up is because guns tend to remain in circulation in those settings, even if they’re illegal to own. It’s fine to say that the governments of the world outlawed firearms, but that doesn’t explain how they managed to round up the roughly half a billion firearms in circulation.

Even if you say the police respond more harshly to gun crimes, for example, summary execution for suspicion of possessing a firearm, then that removes the veil of authority and turns the police into just another inner city gang, to be killed on sight, albeit a better equipped one. This is actually a problem police face currently, in some major cities, like New York and Los Angeles.

Anyway, stepping back from that, any other weapons? Honestly, this is going to read more like a list of improvised weapons. Because almost anything can be used to kill someone else, this is by no means exhaustive.

Anyone with a belt sander and a piece of scrap metal can make a shiv, knives aren’t going anywhere, and they’re easy to conceal.

Even if we’re talking about a post-apocalyptic setting, improvised flamethrowers and cattle prods should be fairly easy to rig up, for anyone with some decent metal working equipment. Getting good fuel for a flamethrower could be an issue. It can’t be something too corrosive that’ll eat through the weapon’s feed system. It can’t be something that produces a lot of residue, which can gunk up the same system. And, of course, it needs to be flammable, (which is probably the easiest requirement).

Zip guns are also really easy to make. You can check youtube for some examples of those. Ammunition is the same. It won’t be commercial quality. But, if we’re talking about black market weapons and ammo, the production may very well be just as good. I think the Anarchist’s Cookbook has how to guides on all of the above examples, but I’ve never actually gotten around to reading it.

Hatchets and hand axes are unlikely to go anywhere. Sledgehammers and shovels are lethal as they are obvious.

I mentioned rebar earlier, but that stuff has some serious value as an improvised weapon. It’s small enough that it could, potentially, be stashed up someone’s sleeve, and it can easily kill.

I’ve always felt chain whips are a bit goofy, but you can certainly lash the hell out of someone with one. A whip can also be improvised from electrical cable, though, that’s more of a novelty weapon.

Tactical batons aren’t going to have disappeared either, and those are a lot harder to track down. Basically these are telescopic steel batons, they come in “18 and “24 varieties, and either size can really wreck your day. They collapse down into a small cylinder about the size of a pocket flashlight.

While I’m thinking about flashlights, any metal D-Cell flashlight can be turned into a really vicious weapon.

On the subject of dystopias, in general, I’d recommend researching feral cities and failed states. A lot of the feral city research has been in the last couple years, so getting access to good articles could be difficult, but there’s a pretty substantial body of work on failed states. This should give you some ideas for dystopias that range beyond: just another fascist state.